Scientology Volunteer Ministers
I bet you take it for granted your house will be there when you get home from work tomorrow. What if it were gone? Just gone?
What if a 3/4-mile-wide twister picked it up like in The Wizard of Oz but unlike Judy Garland you didn't end up in a magical kingdom--you ended up on your own street minus house, car port and garden.
I'll bet you'd really appreciate some yellow-shirted Scientology Volunteer Ministers showing up to help.
